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If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
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If you don’t risk anything you risk even more.
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Memory feeds a culture, nourishes hope and makes a human, human.
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The superior man is satisfied and composed the mean man is always full of...
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The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much...
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It’s designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything...
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Never give up. If you want to be something, be conceited about it, give...
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Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you had to list the different types of haircuts in order of how...
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