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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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It’s true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets his wings....
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Words are wise men’s counters, they do but reckon with them, but they are...
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I’d rather go on hearing your lies than to go on living without you.
Bill Vaughan

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Mark Twain

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His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a...
Pope John Paul II

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So I Married an Axe Murderer

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To educate a man in mind, and not in morals, is to educate a...
Sallust

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Few men desire liberty The majority are satisfied with a just master.
Benjamin Franklin

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Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
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