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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13731

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Euripides

Quote #4604

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Shirley Chisholm

Quote #9160

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I don’t measure America by its achievement but by its potential.
Salvador Dali

Quote #3996

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The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose...
Owen Felltham

Quote #12928

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Meditation is the soul’s perspective glass.
Thomas Jefferson

Quote #8101

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever you are to do a thing, though it can never be known but...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9590

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is a true saying that a man must eat a peck of salt...
Saint Jerome

Quote #14521

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Mikhail Aleksandrovich Bakunin

Quote #10450

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The instinct to command others, in its primitive essence, is a carnivorous, altogether bestial...
Mignon McLaughlin

Quote #6536

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’m always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I...
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