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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13741

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t think I’m ever more ‘aware’ than I am right after I hit...
Sacha Guitry

Quote #13538

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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #675

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Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an...
Ayn Rand

Quote #6412

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Bertrand Russell

Quote #7486

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In all affairs it’s a healthy thing now and then to hang a question...
Clyde B. Aster

Quote #19492

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going...
Titus Maccius Plautus

Quote #21027

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What is yours is mine, and all mine is yours.
Johann von Goethe

Quote #1114

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The unnatural, that too is natural.
Kingsley Amis

Quote #19419

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life...
Carl Reiner

Quote #21349

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing...
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