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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13892

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys,...
R. D. Lang

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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Susan Sontag

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AIDS occupies such a large part in our awareness because of what it has...
Sallust

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Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
Paula Poundstone

Quote #21151

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out,...
Thomas Hardy

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The fundamental error of their matrimonial union that of having based a permanent contract...
Samuel Johnson

Quote #7910

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I am always sorry when any language is lost, because languages are the pedigrees...
Jimmy Townsend

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Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
Road Trip

Quote #4092

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E.L. Think about it Josh, you’re in college. The window of opportunity to drink...
Legouve

Quote #9427

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A brother is a friend given by Nature.
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