Quote #7429
…obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken.
Quote #12828
A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
Quote #20823
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything,...
Quote #10538
Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum...
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #17152
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #6837
As I was going up the stairI met a man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t...
Quote #502
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
Quote #14767
You can’t really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
Quote #1835
Happiness depends upon ourselves.