Quote #14226
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #5377
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quote #13714
If you see an animal and you can’t tell if it’s a skunk or...
Quote #5181
The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray, and the advantage...
Quote #13362
A science is any discipline in which the fool of this generation can go...
Quote #746
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
Quote #6603
Assumptions allow the best in life to pass you by.
Quote #15663
One of the most untruthful things possible, you know, is a collection of facts,...
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JUDGE, n A law student who marks his own papers.
Quote #11775
The more one works, the more willing one is to work.