Quote #1399
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Quote #14476
Live all you can – it’s a mistake not to. It doesn’t so much...
Quote #2271
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
Quote #8140
Life is not an exact science, it is an art.
Quote #4565
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #15204
God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach...
Quote #13976
Acceptance. It is the true thing everyone longs for. The one thing everyone craves....
Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #8832
This is the reason we cannot complain of lifeit keeps no one against his...
Quote #2796
We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.