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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
Don Passmani

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Ther’s some trophy value to having artists of this magnitude. (after his client signed...
John Milton

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But wherefore thou alone Wherefore with theeCame not all hell broke loose Is pain...
Aldous Huxley

Quote #5907

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Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness it is generally the...
Jonathan Swift

Quote #5086

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some people take more care to hide their wisdom than their folly.
Vernon A. Walters

Quote #18727

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Americans have always had an ambivalent attitude toward intelligence. When they feel threatened, they...
Ambrose Bierce

Quote #4162

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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Calvin Trillin

Quote #18119

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Health food makes me sick.
Annie Dillard

Quote #12591

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How we spend our days is of course how we spend our lives.
George Washington

Quote #8719

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and...
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