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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
Mark Twain

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Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
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Talking and eloquence are not the same to speak and to speak well are...
Alice Walker

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The most important question in the world is, ‘Why is the child crying’
Blaise Pascal

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Few friendships would survive if each one knew what his friend says of him...
H. A. Kramers

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In the world of human thought generally, and in physical science particularly, the most...
Ray Bradbury

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We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the...
Harry S Truman

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It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets...
Joan B. Campbell

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Jesus’ ministry was clearly defined, and the alternatives to the illusion and temptations of...
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