Quote #6861
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
Quote #20819
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
Quote #18744
I am a deeply superficial person.
Quote #18757
If only we’d stop trying to be happy we’d have a pretty good time.
Quote #7092
Life is just one damned thing after another.
Quote #17520
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is ignorant.
Quote #15616
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge...
Quote #20779
If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
Quote #3515
He who loves 50 people has 50 woes he who loves no one has...
Quote #20432
Spring has sprung. We’re free at last, people. Free at last. Thank you mother...