Quote #5101
For Americans war is almost all of the time a nuisance, and military skill...
Quote #14938
America is just the country that shows how all the written guarantees in the...
Quote #7051
If every day is an awakening, you will never grow old. You will just...
Quote #1056
Of no mortal say, ‘That man is happy,’ till vexed by no grievous ill...
Quote #11602
I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.
Quote #13907
Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, ‘Aw,...
Quote #18823
It isn’t the great pleasures that count the most it’s making a great deal...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #16962
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...
Quote #2240
The Joker Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by...