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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was...
Russell Baker

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People who say you’re just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Ambrose Bierce

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Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.
Woody Allen

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The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5’7, it...
Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton

Quote #11421

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Dream manfully and nobly, and thy dreams shall be prophets.
Charles Dickens

Quote #2516

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‘At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge,’ said the gentleman, taking up...
Charles Dudley Warner

Quote #9514

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It is one of those beautiful compensations of this life that no one can...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13672

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I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Henry Ward Beecher

Quote #2706

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The sun does not shine for a few trees and flowers, but for the...
King Henry IV of France

Quote #8529

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Je veux que les paysans mettent la poule au pot tous les dimanches.
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