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It is not enough to have a good mind the main thing is to...
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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You are the same today that you are going to be in five years...
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Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
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The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.
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Every hero becomes a bore at last.
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There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such...