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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One thing a computer can do that most humans can’t is be sealed up...
Joseph Farrell

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If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if...
Raymond Smullyan

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Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me...
John Burroughs

Quote #5765

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The lesson which life repeats and constantly enforces is ‘look under foot.’ You are...
Johann von Goethe

Quote #1169

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
Rainer Maria Rilke

Quote #5916

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Do continue to believe that with your feeling and your work you are taking...
Francis Bacon

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We cannot command nature except by obeying her.
Donald Robert Perry Marquis

Quote #15449

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It is better to be happy for a moment and be burned up with...
Mark Twain

Quote #1704

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you...
Dan Quayle

Quote #21204

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.
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