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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Thomas Jefferson

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He is happiest of whom the world says least, good or bad.
Mother Jones

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I am not afraid of the pen, or the scaffold, or the sword. I...
William Ellery Channing

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Every mind was made for growth, for knowledge, and its nature is sinned against...
George Bernard Shaw

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The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone the civilized man to...
Dennis Martin

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It’s the Brady Act taking manpower and crime-fighting capability off the streets.
Sally Berger

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You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut.
Colette

Quote #19908

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You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
Abraham Lincoln

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Let me not be understood as saying that there are no bad laws, nor...
Abraham Lincoln

Quote #2442

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six sharpening...
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