Quote #14330
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over twice and...
Quote #11527
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Quote #21605
Absence, with all its pains, is, by this charming moment, wiped away.
Quote #9148
When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them.
Quote #13673
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #19937
She wanted something to happen – something, anything she did not know what.
Quote #12851
The rewards for those who persevere far exceed the pain that must precede the...
Quote #13656
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #5474
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
Quote #18070
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.