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National Lampoon

Quote #20979

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Fall not in love, therefore it will stick to your face.
Peter Ustinov

Quote #18496

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.
M Scott Peck

Quote #1494

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
Sir Laurence Olivier

Quote #3615

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of...
Clive Staples Lewis

Quote #5939

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13673

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Thomas Szasz

Quote #17866

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The stupid neither forgive nor forget the naive forgive and forget the wise forgive...
Victor Borge

Quote #4728

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Lewis B. Frumkes

Quote #20155

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Francois Arouet

Quote #10208

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In politics I am growing indifferent — I would like it, if I could...
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