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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils...
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Underlying the whole scheme of civilization is the confidence men have in each other,...
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People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
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She knows what is the best purpose of education not to be frightened by...
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Sad is his lot, who, once at least in his life, has not been...
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You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes...
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It matters not whether you win or lose what matters is whether I win...
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Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
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I like Mr Gorbachev, we can do business together.