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There’s no pleasure on earth that’s worth sacrificing for the sake of an extra...
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
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Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
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There were so many candidates on the platform that there were not enough promises...
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If a man withdraws his mind from the love of beauty, and applies it...
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If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
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The greatest masterpieces were once only pigments on a palette.
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Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.
Quote #14318
Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.