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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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For God’s sake don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking.
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To me, it’s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something...
Quote #3656
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Quote #15033
On marriage Look for a sweet person. Forget rich.
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It is occasionally possible to charge hell with a bucket of water, but against...
Quote #9002
Theology is never any help it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight...
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God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its...
Quote #5687
It is as natural to die as to be born and to a little...
Quote #10439
You write in order to change the world, knowing perfectly well that you probably...