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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13744

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
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If an artist is not able to commit himself totally to his art, how...
John Maynard Keynes

Quote #14787

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The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
Matrix, The

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Agent Smith I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time...
M. Grundler

Quote #13533

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The best inheritance a parent can give to his children is a few minutes...
Unknown

Quote #18465

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets...
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Quote #20700

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Washington Irving

Quote #817

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some minds seem almost to create themselves, springing up under every disadvantage and working...
John Wilmot

Quote #19086

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no...
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

Quote #15780

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I speak the truth not so much as I would, but as much as...
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