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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
Omar Bradley

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The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.
Chinese Proverb

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He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes he who does...
William Hazlitt

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The way to procure insults is to submit to them a man meets with...
Albert Einstein

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The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking...
Irwin Shaw

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There are too many books I haven’t read, too many places I haven’t seen,...
Paul Valery

Quote #8465

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
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Quote #13998

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Loving someone is easy but losing someone is hard.
Adlai Ewing Stevenson

Quote #17755

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Let us talk sense to the American people. Let us tell them the truth,...
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