Quote #21445
I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
Quote #10983
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #20811
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I...
Quote #17937
FORTES FORTUNA ADIUVAT. (Fortune favors the brave.)
Quote #12044
It’s off the leg and into the left field of Doug Radar.
Quote #2490
It is best to do things systematically, since we are only human, and disorder...
Quote #15801
The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents divine philosophy teaches...
Quote #18139
Let us overthrow the totems, break the taboos. Or better, let us consider them...
Quote #9315
If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty...
Quote #14283
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.