Quote #15114
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
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The smaller the mind the greater the conceit.
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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people...
Quote #650
A sect or party is an elegant incognito devised to save a man from...
Quote #17111
Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Quote #11580
Play has been man’s most useful preoccupation.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time...
Quote #16047
Time keeps no measure when true friends are parted, No record day by day...
Quote #7617
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #13914
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...