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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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Our quaint metaphysical opinions, in an hour of anguish, are like playthings by the...
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Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun.
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My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
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Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the...
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History is full of surprises.
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If you don’t stand up for something, then you’ll fall for anything.
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There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
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New York now leads the world’s great cities in the number of people around...
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The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down...