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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
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Man’s mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
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Dr. Joel Fleischman in nature. Not exactly the man you knew. He couldn’t see...
Joseph Addison

Quote #4175

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort, should, when young,...
Walter Dale Langtry

Quote #15020

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The primary task of the Church is not to mend the manners of the...
Jack Benny

Quote #4374

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13678

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...
Walt Kelly

Quote #5227

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
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Quote #10247

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
Walter Landor

Quote #20748

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My thoughts are my company I can bring them together, select them, detain them,...
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