Quote #20505
Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #20076
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
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‘True love’ isn’t so much a dreamy feeling that you have as it is...
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I want to know how God created this world. I am not interested in...
Quote #13533
The best inheritance a parent can give to his children is a few minutes...
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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #6005
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
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All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and...
Quote #11591
Once in the racket you’re always in it.
Quote #1077
Grief teaches the steadiest minds to waver.