Quote #14121
If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.
Quote #11769
Faith in tomorrow, instead of Christ, is Satan’s nurse for man’s perdition.
Quote #5270
How like a winter hath my absence been From thee, the pleasure of the...
Quote #19517
It’s a sign of mediocrity when you demonstrate gratitude with moderation.
Quote #11772
Most maxim-mongers have preferred the prettiness to the justness of a thought, and the...
Quote #7572
There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term...
Quote #17752
You can’t depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
Quote #18004
When the going gets weird, The weird turn pro.
Quote #5854
If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one...
Quote #8439
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.