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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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CHRIS The bane and blessing of human nature. That old cat killer, curiosity. Something...
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An ounce of mother is worth a pound of priests.
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Crime, like disease, is not interesting it is something to be done away with...
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The road to a friend’s house is never long.
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If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as...
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Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die...
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
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Ama me fideliter Fidem meam noto De corde totaliter Et ex mente tota, Sum...
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It’s no accident many accuse me of conducting public affairs with my heart instead...