Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13905 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If I could be a bird, I think I’d be a penguin, because then...
H.L. Mencken Quote #14 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...
Gustave Flaubert Quote #13023 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though...
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Quote #20287 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 The best fortune that can fall to a man is that which corrects his...
Walt Whitman Quote #8314 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Judging from the main portion of the history of the world, so far, justice...
Agatha Christie Quote #11900 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing that to...
Sydney Harris Quote #7886 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 As long as there are human beings, there will be the idea of brotherhood...
Josh Billings Quote #748 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Love looks through a telescope envy, through a microscope.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13814 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Jerry Coleman Quote #12088 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns. I think I heard that from a...