Quote #3116
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.
Quote #19714
Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.
Quote #8438
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #19283
Don’t ever let anyone steal your dreams.
Quote #20463
One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano...
Quote #18465
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets...
Quote #18725
Be bold and the mighty will follow.
Quote #8267
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which...
Quote #2666
I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.N.B. This is a paraphrase from the...