Quote #19260
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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Life wouldn’t be worth living if I worried over the future as well as...
Quote #4890
Do pleasant things yourself, but unpleasant things through others.
Quote #16949
You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people...
Quote #3588
Justice delayed is justice denied.
Quote #21743
Blame someone else and get on with your life.
Quote #13541
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #12339
Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one sitting....
Quote #12181
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Quote #17679
Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which...