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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13737

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big...
Aristotle

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Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way…you become just by...
Leo Tolstoy

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Art is not a handicraft, it is the transmission of feeling the artist has...
Thomas Fuller

Quote #2072

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Care and diligence bring luck.
Theodor Herzl

Quote #20556

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The body is a marvelous machine…a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or...
Johathan Edwards

Quote #12783

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There is no leveler like Christianity, but it levels by lifting all who receive...
Evan Davis

Quote #20027

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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
George Orwell

Quote #2907

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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
George Gallup

Quote #13185

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I could prove God statistically.
Anon.

Quote #3241

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
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