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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13766

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
Made

Quote #6895

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Ricky Here’s 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you...
Mao Zedong

Quote #19342

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Passivity is fatal to us. Our goal is to make the enemy passive.
Gore Vidal

Quote #3716

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of...
Johann von Goethe

Quote #1113

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All truly wise thoughts have been thought already thousands of times but to make...
Oscar Wilde

Quote #5178

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Children begin by loving their parents as they grow older they judge them sometimes...
James Thurber

Quote #21648

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Paul Aubuchon

Quote #10260

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Every one in a crowd has the power to throw dirt nine out of...
Benjamin Disraeli

Quote #2999

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can never end.
Donald J. Trump

Quote #18148

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
As long as your going to be thinking anyway, think big.
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