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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13762

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Darrin Weinberg

Quote #18828

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It matters not whether you win or lose what matters is whether I win...
Charles Caleb Colton

Quote #2319

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He that knows himself, knows others and he that is ignorant of himself, could...
Ronnie Shakes

Quote #21418

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quincy Jones

Quote #20596

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the...
Jose Ortega y Gasset

Quote #13251

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We distinguish the excellent man from the common man by saying that the former...
Maxim Gorky

Quote #7897

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A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man...
W. Somerset Maugham

Quote #8644

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
By the time a man notices that he is no longer young, his youth...
English Proverb

Quote #7414

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Use soft words and hard arguments.
Bernard Mannes Baruch

Quote #10523

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those...
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