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We don’t get offered crises, they arrive.
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‘Are you lost, daddy’ I asked tenderly. ‘Shut up,’ he explained.
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Of mortals there is no one who is happy. If wealth flows in upon...
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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #4770
You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity...
Quote #11838
What I’ve learned. . . . I’ve learned that just when I get my...
Quote #14399
At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount...
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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
Quote #13799
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #14549
I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....