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It is one of those beautiful compensations of this life that no one can...
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
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There is one certain means by which I can be sure never to see...
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I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer...
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In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one...
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Always behave like a duck – keep calm and unruffled on the surface but...
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Graham Swing away Merrill. Merrill… swing away.
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Laughter is an instant vacation
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I know the answer The answer lies within the heart of all mankind The...