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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Mary Bertone

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Past and to come seem best things present worst.
Robert Green Ingersoll

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Happiness is not a reward-it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment-it is...
Kurt Lewin

Quote #15162

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you want truly to understand something, try to change it.
John Ervine

Quote #12870

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Every man … should periodically be compelled to listen to opinions which are infuriating...
Ethel Barrymore

Quote #2941

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
Joe Moore

Quote #15823

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If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody...
Tellis Frank

Quote #20127

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The worst thing about Europe is that you can’t go out in the middle...
Irish Proverb

Quote #16648

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Praise youth and it will prosper.
Lao Tzu

Quote #3735

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who knows enough is enough will always have enough.
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