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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13631

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You know something that would really make me applaud A guy gets stuck in...
B. J. Gupta

Quote #13560

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Gloria Swanson

Quote #17841

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never say never Never is a long, undependable time, and life is too full...
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Quote #6915

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The intellectual is constantly betrayed by his vanity. Godlike he blandly assumes that he...
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Quote #16053

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9640

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves.
Quentin Crisp

Quote #12218

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as...
Billy Madison

Quote #171

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Linda Wells

Quote #18880

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Edgar Albert Guest

Quote #13532

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It matters not what goal you seek Its secret here reposes You’ve got to...
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