Quote #16529
Things don’t change, but by and by our wishes change.
Quote #15488
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
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You learn to speak by speaking, to study by studying, to run by running,...
Quote #8366
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #2907
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #13744
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
Quote #900
Our American past always speaks to us with two voices the voice of the...
Quote #2583
Now, I say to you today my friends, even though we face the difficulties...
Quote #2665
Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired.
Quote #19712
To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.