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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you...
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Death is Nature’s expert advice to get plenty of Life.
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Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am...
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A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it...
Larry Eisenberg

Quote #12810

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For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
Chinese Proverb

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If you are planning for a year, sow rice if you are planning for...
Henry David Thoreau

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A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can let...
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The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for...
Robert Pante

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If you look good and dress well, you don’t need a purpose in life.
Morley Saefer

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Kids’ views are often just as valid as the teachers’. The best teachers are...
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