Quote #3031
If you tell Congress everything about the world situation, they get hysterical. If you...
Quote #6378
To a quick question, give a slow answer.
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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
Quote #2604
Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave.
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be...
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A rising tide lifts all boats.
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Fans don’t boo nobodies.
Quote #9793
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at...
Quote #898
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #6080
Marty This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention...