Quote #20028
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
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One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me...
Quote #1805
Man is by nature a political animal.
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When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
Quote #18823
It isn’t the great pleasures that count the most it’s making a great deal...
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J. Jonah Jameson Hoffman, run down to the patent office and market the name...
Quote #16160
Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind.
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Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered...
Quote #18032
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...
Quote #19231
The first duty of a lecturer to hand you after an hour’s discourse a...