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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13914

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Elihu Burritt

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Forming characters Whose Our own or others Both. And in that momentous fact lies...
Mortimer Adler

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You have to allow a certain amount of time in which you are doing...
Samuel Butler

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Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Stephen Fry

Quote #13149

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Lillian Carter

Quote #19931

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sure i’m for helping the elderly. I’m going to be old myself some day.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #505

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To laugh often and much to win the respect of intelligent people and the...
Casey Stengel

Quote #4708

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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
Francis Bacon

Quote #5693

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think we have more machinery of government than is necessary, too many parasites...
Kenneth Williams

Quote #21765

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The nice thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with...
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