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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the...
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I never know how much of what I say is true.
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The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will...
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Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense.
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You must learn to face the fact, always, that you choose to do what...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
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I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called...
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The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
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The typical American of today has lost all the love of liberty, that his...
William Shakespeare

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By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, Whoever...
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