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If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a...
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Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn’t they’d be married...
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I am not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor...
Quote #19980
I’ve always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.
Quote #2886
If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.
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No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to...
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You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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All these souls, after they have passed away a thousand years, are summoned by...
Quote #21231
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.