Quote #4734
A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can let...
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The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance...
Quote #14429
A moment’s thought shows that man’s feeling of isolation has no foundation, biologically or...
Quote #14703
A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
Quote #21808
The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may...
Quote #5584
Misfortunes leave wounds which bleed drop by drop even in sleep thus little by...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
Quote #2100
If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn.
Quote #9039
Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, which is unendurable.