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When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...
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May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind – listen to the birds....
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It strikes me as gruesome and comical that in our culture we have an...
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All of his saves have come in relief appearances
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I used to think that the Civil War was our country’s greatest tragedy, but...
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Applause is a receipt, not a bill.
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To a person in love, the value of the individual is intuitively known. Love...
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A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture...