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The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
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Money alone sets all the world in motion.
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Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in...
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Quote #2675
Illegitimis non carborundum.Lat., Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
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I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness...
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I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of...
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The grace of God means something like Here is your life. You might never...
Quote #1486
There’s no jealousy in the grave.